Assamese jokes

1)

Raja: Hera,tumi gohonar dukanor pora hunor kharur bakos tu kio churi korila ?

Chur : karon dukankhonor aynar glass thoka duwar khonot likha asl , “ei hunahujug ketiyaw neheruaba”.Heyehe, ei poramorsho huniboloi hiddanto loihe moi ene korilu .

2)

Prodip : Sumit , janane mo juwarati  hopunot  eta prokando ashuwa charikuniya omita khuwa dekhisilu ,kintu moi har pai ene kuno dhoronor omita nedekhilu.

Sumit : o,etiyahe moi buji palu ,tumar garu tu koloi gol .

3)

Putek : dewta ,pleas mok khoroch koriboloi 100 tka diya .

BApek : Ene kotha nokoba . oi tumak 100 toka dibo nuwaru .

Putek : Jodi tumi nidiya ,tente moi dhomholiya  bildingor pora jopiyai morim .

Bapek : Kintu ami thoka oncholot etao dhomholiya bilding nai .

Putek : tente moi amar chuburiyar pach moholiya bildingor pora dubar jap marim .

4)

Teacher : Tumi juwa kali kio school t oha nasila ?

Student : Bemar hoisil vabe ,sir.

Teacher : Kihor bemar ?

Student : School r bemar,sir.

5)

Ejon manuhe nijor elekat prochur borokhun Bichari mondirot prarthona kori thoka an ejon manuhe hunile aru manuh jonok hudile.

Ditiyojon manuh : Apuni odhik porimanor borokhun diyar babe Vogobanok kio prarthona korise ?

Apuni khetiyok niki ?

Protomjon manuh : KAron , odhik borokhune mor bebohay unknot koribo . dorasolote moi ejon sati besuta .

6)

Robin : Joy , oha kali school bondo diyar kotha hunisane ?

Moi kali mor aan keijon bondur logot picnic loi jaboloi porikolpona korisu.Baru ,kuwasun tumi kali ki korim buli bavisa ?

Joy : Nai , moi kali koloike najao aru eko nokoru .Moi kali mathu gorot bohi “bode matoram” gam vuli vavi asu .

7)

Edin majniha Policemen r goror phone tu hothat baji uthil ….. Policemen jone phone tu uthaote……….

Phone koruta : Help! Help! Gorot eta mekuri humaise.

Police men : Kune koise ?

Phone koruta : Moi kukure koisu .

8)Jibon : Jahir , tumi juwa khele osit nohoy . Ei khelot tumi aji joyi hobo para ,kintu ohakali tumi nijor horbosso heruwabow hobo pare .

Jahir : Kunu chinta nai . Tente etiyare pora moi edin bade edinhe juwa khelim.

9)

Mak : School o loi jai kene lage,Riju ?

Riju : School olio juwa aru oha homoy khini valei lage ,kintu ei oha juwar major homoykhini ekebarei val nalage ,maa!

10)

BAideo : RAhul , tumi engraji bornomala keita ‘A’ r Pora ‘Z’ loi huddokoi kobo pariba ne ?

Rahul : Hoy baideo, parim .

BAideo : Tente kuwa sun .

Rahul : Capital letter t na small letter t baideo ?

11)

Doctor : Kuwa sun tumi kenekoi agat pala ?

Rugi : Moi rastar ekakhe thio hoi asilu aru ekhon gari ahi mok khundiyai thoi gol .

Doctor : Baru tumi rastar kakhot ki kori asila ?

Rugi : Moi hokoluke poth hurokkha hoptahor babe prochar potrika bilai asilu .

12)

Ejon manuh karubak bisari ebar ekhon gaon loi gol.

Teo agor manuhor cutalot eta hour lorai kheli thoka dekha pale .teo loratuk……

Bekti : Tumar bapek gorot asene ?

Horu lora : Hoy ,ase.eibuli manuhjone gortur fale agbari goi duwarot Tukuriale .

Bohubar tukuriar pisoto gortur pora kuneo olai nahil.

Bekti : Kuneo duwar khuli nedile .tumi mok misate koi asa j tumar tumar pitri gorot ase !

Horu lora : Hosakoiye mor dewta gorot ase ,kintu amito ei gorot nathaku!