BANGLA JOKES SMS

1) Goto Bosor Poshak Cilo Pakhi. Na Paye Mora Cilo Onek Akhi. Ebar Holo Kiron Mala Ma Jani Kon Meyera Kon Purusher Golay Porabe Moron Mala. 

2) Boy:I LOVE U. girl:Your Request Is Processed Successfully,,Pls Wait For My Hasband Divorce. boy:Sorry Sending Failed. Girl: Plz Try Again..! 

3) Sir: H.S.C er Purnorup Ki Jano?. Stu: Headmaster Sendel Chor... Sir: Haramjada Soytan Chele... Stu: Apner Purno Rup Ta o Motamuti Thik Ache...! 

4) 4ta Pipra 1 Bone Hatcilo,Samne 1 Hati Astese,Tadekhe 1Pipra Bollo Amader Uchit Oke Mere Fela.2 Pipra Ra Na Chol Amra Hatir Paa Venge Dai.3 Pipra Na Tar Chye Valo Amra Amader Poth Theke Soriye Dai.4 Pipra Ra Na BadDa Amra 4jon O aka,Sudhu Sudhu 1 Osohay Ke Distap Korar Ki Dorkar. 

5) Tui Sara Din Toto Kore Gure Baras Poris Kokhon,Cele-Baba Ami Rate Niribilite Pori.Baba-Ami Chupi Chupi Poti Rate Dekhe Kajer Bua Tor Pase Bose Thake.Kan Thake Bol.Cele- Baba Bose Thakte Dakco Tar Por Ki Hoy Dakho Ni.Baba Ki Bolle-Cele Baba Ami Rate voy Pai Tai Oke Amr Pase Bosiye Raki. 

6) Doctor Apni To onek Vagoban,Vago valo je apnar dan hat kate ne.Lok-Ha ha Budhi Thakle sob ei hoy.Doctor ki vhabe.Lok kaj korar somoy amr dan hat masine kate jate dhorcilo,Tokhon Ami Amr Dan hat berkore Bam hat dukiye Disi. 

7) Ak Sathe Bose Husband Nd Wife Tv Dakcilo,Husband Wife K Bollo O Go 2mi Ki Amy Amon Kichu Bolte Parbe Ja Amy Kosto Dibe Abar Anndho O Dibe.Wife Bollo Jan 2mr Friends Der Modhe 2mi Bichanay Onek Time Tikte Paro. 

8) Sir-Boloto A Prithibite Sob Chye Chalak Prani Konti? Studant-Goru Sar,Sar-Ki vhabe?Studant-Sar Kothay Ache Na Oti Chalaker Golay Dori,Tai Gorur Golay Dori Thake Sar Thahole Chalak K Holo Sar. 

9) Meye:hello apni ki bibahito? Boy:Na. . . ! Meye:Haramjada ami tor bou basay asle dekhabo moja. *kisukhon pore* Meye:hello apniki bibahito. Boy:Haa. . . ! Meye:Soytan tui amar sathe beimani korle. 

10) Rat 12 Tay girlfriend Tar Boy Friend Ke Phon Kore Bollo,Amr Barite Akhon Kew Nai,Boyfriend Khuse Te Lafaite Lafaite Grilfriend Ar Barite Giye Dekhlo,Asolei Barite Kew Nei Dorjay Tala Mara. 

11) Husbn-wife romance Korcilo,Hotat Dorjay Ke Jeno Nok Korlo.wife Palaw Palaw Mone Hoy Amr Husbn- Asce.Husbn-O Palate Suru Korlo,Husbn-Dorjar Bahir Theke Fere Aslo,Husbn-Acha 2mr Husbn-To Ami Tahole Voy Dekhale Kno.Wife-2mr Ki GotoNa 2mi Husan-Der Kotha Sune Palate Suru Korle Kn. 

12) Baba: Bujhli Khoka, 1 Jaigai Bar Bar Gele Dam Kome Jay.Khoka: Se Jonnei To Ami Protidin School E Jay Na, 2mi To Seta Bujho Na.. 

13) Boss: dekhoto amr number a k call dicy. Manegar: call girl. Boss: what amr fhone call girl fhone dicy. Manegar: na boss mane meye fhone dicy. 

14) Wife;Ai Sono Ami london Jachi 2mr Jonne Ki Anbo? husband;Amr Jonne Akta British Meye Niye Aso,Wife; Asar Por.Husband;Koi Amr Gift Koi?Wife;Opekha Koro 10 Mas 10 Din Por Pabe. 

15) Indin Bondhu;Amader Deser Meyera Khub Sahosi,Ora Chele Der Dhore Rap Kore,Australia Bondhu;Ki Je Kow 2mi Polara Kom Jay Naki,Dakho Amader Deshe Dine Koyta Rap Kore Gune Ses Kora Jabe Na.Aktu Por Bangladeshe Bondhu;Vi Rap Ki Jines 

16) Protita Meye Chay Tar Pichone Jno Sob Chelei Guruk.Jar Fole Akta Meyer Piche Kom Kore 10ta Gadha Thake,Kintu 14ei Fabruary Te Akta Gadha Gurte Pare Baki 9ta Gadha Atimer Moto Pore Thake. 

17) Hizla:Baba amar biye hobe na? Baba:Hobe hobe chinta koris na,tor biyer jonno patroder ke sms Post Kore Disshi.Sms pore hasle bujbi patro razi achey..! 

18) Sir: 2mar Moto Meye S.S.C Fail korbe Ami Vabtei Parini_ Meye: Sir Baba Bolecen Fail korle Biye Diye Dibe, Tai Sujog Ta Hat Sara korlam Na..! 

19) Girl:Ish! Ami Jodi Mobile Hotam.Sobai Amk Kiss Kor2. Kane Laga2.Buke Rak2.boy:1Bar Cinta Kore Deko2;Charger Ta 2mar Kon Jagay Laga2.Girl:what? Boy:Yeas..! 

20) Agami 31 april 2014 Por Theke Mysmsbd.com Abong Sokol Account pages Bondho Kore Dawa Hobe Bole Sidanto Niche Syon Vai.Aro Bolece Jara smsbd UsE korbe Tara 50 Dolar Kore Dite Hobe.Sathe 1ta Khusir Khobor Ache Seta Holo Kono Bochore april Mase 31 Din Nai. 

21) 2 matal Ondhokare hatce, 1matal: Ami Troch Light Upore dhorchi, 2i upore uth..! 2matal: ah! Ami upore Uthbo R 2i Light Bondho korbi, Ami Pore Jabo na??.. 

22) Grilfriend Cholo Amra Luko Churi Khela Kheli.2mi Jodi Amak Khuje Paw Tahole 2mi Amak Sopinge Niye Jaba,Boyfriend:R Jodi Khuje Na Pai.Grilfriend:Amon Kotha Bolo Na Jan,Ami To Ai bedroom Er Dorjar Pichone Lukabo. 

23) Sar:Boltu Bolto 7 R 3 Koto Hoy,Boltu:Sar 7 R 3 Hoy 11.Badob 7 R 3 Hoy 10.Sar Apnader Mukher Kotha Thik Na.Sar Akdin Bolen 5 R 5 Hoy 10.R Akdin Bolen 6 R 4 Hoy 10.R Aj Bolen 7 R 3 Hoy 10. 

24) Boy:Akta kotha bolbo girl:bolo? Boy: 1 4 3 girl:what? Er mane ki boy:sotty kotha bolbo girl: bolo? Boy: i kill you 

25) F1: Tor Na Ajke Biye?__ F2: R Bolis Na Biye Venge Gece.__ F1: Kivabe Vanglo?__ F2: Mosa Marar Karone.__ F1: Mosa Kothay Cilo?__ F2: Hobu Shosurer Gale..!! 

26) Sar studants Der Bollo Akta Gan Gaw To.studants Ok Sar.Gril.Aata Gache Tota Pakhi Narikel Gache Dab.Boy.Tore Ami Biye Korbo Ki Korbe Tor Bap.Sar.It's 100% Love. 

27) Wife: Boloto Sami R Gadhar Moddhe Parthokko Ki?__ Hus: Sami Gadha Hote Pare, Kintu Gadha Amon Gadha Noy J Sami Hobe..!! 

28) Gopal Babu Maj Raate Matal Hoye Vul Kore Gowal Ghore Duke Gorur Lej Dhore Bollo Ki Go!!Modoner Ma 2mi Roj 2to Kore Chuler Beni Korte,Aj 1ti Keno?..! 

29) Boyfriend:Ami Tumak Kiss Korte Chai,Grilfriend:Na.Boyefriend:Plz Shudu Ak Bar.Grilfriend:Bollam Na Hobe Na.Boyfriend:Plz Shudu Akta Kiss Korbo.Grilfriend:Rage Giye Ami Ki Tor class Tichar,Onu Moti Neyer Ki Ache,Jor Kore Kiss korte Paro Na. 

30) Girl:sir rony amake kiss kore se apni bisar koren sir: jonaki rony to tomar theke soto o ki vabe kiss korlo girl: ami ki nisu hote pari na. 

31) Man: Vai apnar dokaner nam ki? Dokandar: Ki dorkar! Man: Are vai bolen na nam ki? Dokandar: Are amar dokaner nam a holo ki dorkar stor..!! 

32) Ukil: apni ki biye korecen. asami: ha biye koreci. Ukil: kake biye korecen. asami: 1ti meye k. Ukil: rabish eta kono kotha holo kokhono dekheco kew cele biye kore. Asami: ha dekheci amr bon cele biye korecy. 

33) sir: tomi ajke o ofice a 2ghonta let kore eseco. toruni: ki korbo 1ta bokate cele amr picu neye celo. sir: tahole to tomar aro 2ghonta agee asar kotha. toruni: sir r bollben na celeta ato aste hate. 

34) Ami:Hi. Meye:No replay. Ami:Hello? Meye:No replay. Ami:line kete dibo kotha bolsona ken. Meye:No replay. Ami:Oi Meye Tomar Boyfriend amar Girlfriend ke sms kore ken. Meye:ke!!! Ami:No replay: Meye:Plz k apnar GF Ke SMS kore bolo? 

35) Rogi: Doctar Sab Amake Kukur Kamrayice. Doctor: Apni Janen Na Amr Rogi Dekhar Somoy 4-8 Ta. Rogi: Ami Toh Jani Kintu Oi Hotot Chara Kukur Toh Jane Na. 

36) Girl Sadu babar Kache Giye, Girl: AmaK Vobissot Dekha Sikiye Din. Sadu: 2mi Chok Bondo Kore Gal Amar kache Niye Aso. G: Na, S: Keno? G: Ami 2mar Kache Gele 2mi Amake Kiss korbe. S: Aito 2mi Vobissot Dekha Sikhe Gecho!! 

37) Girl:Ai bar thamo R koto korbe Free Peye. Boy:Paisy uz Sara rat korbo. Girl:Ami ekhon ghumabo. Boy:Aro 20 bar korbo. Girl:Free SMS Peleto korbei. 

38) Boltu: Hi.. Girl: Hlw Boltu: 2me star jolsha dekho? Girl: Na.. Boltu: G bangla dekho? Girl na.. Boltu: Star plus dekho.. Girl: atao na.. Boltu: Tahole to ata fack id, beta bodmas block kha..!! 

39) Wife:Ai Sunco?Rate Ami Sopne Dekeci 2mi amake 1ta Hirar Nekles Gift Koreco.Hus:Ami O Sopne Dekheci Taka Gulo Amar Sosur Babaji Diyece.Wife:What?Hus:Yeas..! 

40) Teacher:ki Pora Chilo goto kal. Student:Vugol. Teacher:Boloto (Gai-Bandha) kothay. Student:Mathe Sir!!! keno Apnar kichu khaise Naki. Teacher:Amare tora Maira falaaa. 

41) Driver: Ei j vara den.. Pes1: Ami College Student amr vara half.. Pes2: Ami or Teacher amr vara map.. Pes3: Amake Kichu taka din ami or Bap...!! 

42) Jan, Ami Sagor. Ami To Ses Jan, Akhon Amar Hate 1Botol Bis. Ami Mukti Pete Chai, Ato Jala Amar R Sojjo Hoyna. Jani Ata Pap Kintu ato Jontrona R Valo Lagena. Tai ami Jassi............................. Edur Marte..!! 

43) Ma: Kire 2ui Dariye Dariye Vat Khassis j? Boy: Hmm, Aj theke Ami Ai vabei Khabo. Ma: Keno? Boy: Karon Amar baba Amake Gali Diyeche boleche 2mi Sudhu Bose Bose Khao..!! 

44) Father: Kire Tuhin, Ki Korchis 2ui?.. Boy: Keno, Ami Vugol Portechi.. Father: Boloto Gaibandha Kothay Obosthito?.. Boy: Aito Sokale 2mi Sekhane Goru-Chagol Bedhe Asle..!! 

45) Boy:Aj 2make Kiss Kore Thot Misti Laglo Je,2mi Thote Kichu Dicho Naki?Girl:Na Kicu Dey Nai,Tobe Misti Kheye Aktu Bomi Korcilam.Boy:Wak Thu..! 

46) Girl:Boloto kara besi Rag kore? Boy:Meyera. Girl:kivabe-bolo? Boy:Chelera Meye der Gale kiss korle Rag kore R Meyera Chele der Gale kiss korle Rag kore na. 

47) Girl: Ai Chele Bilding er Samne Ki Korcho?... Boy: Kobi Bolechen- jekhane Dekhibe Bilding Sekhane Maribe Filding Paileo Paite Paro 2/1 Ta Darling...!! 

48) Privat Tiutor O Student... Tiutor: Ajke Amake Ekta Joruli Kaje Jete Hobe, Khub Sort Kore Porata Dao... Student: Khub Sort Kore?... Tiutor: Hmm,,, Student: Parina, Sir...!! 

49) Medam: Dharona R Vul Dharona Er Majhe Parthokko Ki?... Boltu: Apni Ekkhan Seirom Mal Aita Amar Dharona, R Amra Akhono Polapan Achi Aita Apner Vul Dharona...!! 

50) Girl: Ami Jodi 2make Na Pai, Tahole Jole Dube Morbo... Boy: Luv Nai... Girl: Keno?... Boy: Karon Premer Mora Jole Dube Na, Onno Upay Ber Koro....!! 

51) Girl: Amar Phonta Akhon Ammur Kache Thake Sob Somoy.. Boy: Akhon Jodi Ami Phon Dite Dhora Pore Jai.. Girl: Kono Chinta Nei, Ami 2mar Numberta"low Battery" Nam diye Save Kore Rekhechi, 2mi Phon Dile Phonta Amak Diye Dey. 

52) Boy: Baba, Ajke Amader Schoole Ekta khub Sundor Medam Aseche.. Ami Take Dekhe Tar Preme Porechi... Father: Ci, baba Amon Kotha Bolte Nei Sob Medamei 2mar Mayer Moto Hoy... Boy: Ha, 2mi Sudhu Nijer Tai Dekhtecho..!! 

53) Husband:Cholo Aj Bahir Theke Kheye Ase.wife:Keno Amar Ranna Valo Lagce Na R,Husband:Seta Na,Roj Roj Basun Majte Valo Lagea. 

54) Teacher: Ami 2mar Jan Ber kore Nibo, Bolo Future Tense Kake Bole?.. Student: 2ui, Saali Haat Laga Dekha, Tarpor Tor Future Ki Hobe Bole Dicchi,..!! 

55) Sir:Jibon Ke Prosno Korlo.Jodi Kew colleger Samne Bom Rekhe Jay Tumi Ki Korbe.Jibon:Kichu Khon Dekbo.Tar Por Kew Na Nile.Istap Rume Joma Diye Asbo. 

56) Student: I Love You, Mam... Madam: Beyadob, Chele, Stu: Er Mane Ki?.. Madam: Age Bolbito, Er Mane"Ami 2make Valobashi".. Stu: Chi...chi.. Apni Amar Mayer Moto....!! 

57) Girl:Hello Jaan 2mi Ki Korco?Boy:Ami Shev Korci.Girl:2mi Dine Koy Bar Shev Koro?Boy:25 Theke 30Bar.Girl:2mi Ki Pagol.Boy:Nago Ami Napit.Girl:What?..! 

58) Sir: Kire Mon Kharap Keno?.. Stu: Koi Nato... Sir: Are Lojja Paoyar Ki Ache Bondhu,.. vebe Bole Felo... Stu: R Bolis Na Dosto, Tor Meyeta Amake R Ager moto Valobashe Na..!! 

59) 1 Classe Meyera Bolteche Boloto Kara Besi Rag Kore, Chelera Na Meyera? Boltu: Obossoi Meyera. Girl: Kivabe? Boltu: Ami Jodi 2mak Kiss Dei, Tahole 2mi Rag Korbe Kintu 2mi Amak Kiss Diye Dekho Ami Kokhonoi Rag Korbona...!! 

60) Bondhu 2mi Sopner Majhe Asi O Amar Bari Chor...Chor Bole Jeno 2may Marte Pari, 2may Niye dibo Ami 7 Sagor Pari, 7 Sagorer Majhe Jeno Dube Morte Pari..!! 

61) Boy: 2mar Haat Ta Ektu Dhori?.. Girl: Dhoro,.. Boy: 2mar Chuler Gondho Nei? Girl: Nao,.. Boy: 2make Ekta Kiss Kori... Girl: Na, Lipstiker J Dam Bereche...!! 

62) Teacher:bolo to Shokti kake bole. Abul:ami pari sir. Teacher:bolo? Abul:Bench theke uthe Teacher ke Chair theke Dhakka Merea Matite falaiya diye bollo iha ke shokti bole. Teacher:Matite pore behush. 

63) Ek Girl 121 a Phon Diye Bolche... Girl: Vai Ami 1bare 40 jonke Sms Korbo Kivabe, C.C.M: Ki Sms Send Korben? Girl: Hi! Jan, Amar Phone 100 Taka Recharge Kore Deo, Phone Balance Nai..!! 

64) Sir:2mar Barite Ke Ke Ase? Stu:Ma,Baba,Vhai,Bon,Dada,Dadi,Nana,Nani,Mama,Mami,Kaka,Kaki,Fupa,Fupi,Khalu,Khala,Akdom Kew Nei,Sir:Haramjada Kew Nei Bollei Ho2..! 

65) Boy: 2mar Phon Bondo Thake Keno? Girl: Koi Nato, 2mar Miscall aseto. Boy: Jokhonei Ami Phon Dei Tokhonei Bole "Ai Mohurte Songjog Deya Somvob Hocche Na" Girl: Oh, Oita Amar Welcome Tune..!! 

66) Boy: Uncle Apni Ki Police?.. Police: Hmm, Keno?.. Boy: Amar Baba Boleche Bipode Porle Police er Help Nite,.. Police: Ki Somossa Bolo,.. Boy: Amar Jutar Fita Khule Geche,.. Police: Ki? 

67) Boy: Ami 2mak Valobasi,.. Girl: Valobasa Mane Ki?... Boy: Mone Koro, Ami Balu R 2mi Siment 2to Mile Ja Hoy... Girl: Bujte Perechi 2mi Rajmistri....!! 

68) Police: Public Tore Ato Mair Dilo Keno? Doshi: Ki R Komu.. Amar 1ta Photo 1 Mohilar Payer Niche Porechilo. Ami tare Koilam Apa Sarita Ektu Tulen, Ami Photo Tulum...!! 

69) Teacher: "Hasa" Er English Ki? Student: LaF (Lough) Teacher: Good, Hasa-Hasi English? Student: LaFa-LaFi. Teacher: What?...!! 

70) Boy: Ami 2make Khub Valobashi. Girl: Dhur, Boy: 2mar Jonno Morte Pari. Girl: Dhur, Boy: Ek Mohurto 2make Sara Bachte Parbo Na. Girl: Dhur, Boy: 2make Hirer Angti Dibo. Girl: Sotti. Boy: Dhur...!! 

71) Madam: Boloto Tipu Sultan K Chilen? Boltu: Janina Madam, Madam: Ta Janbe Kivabe? Porasunay Monojog Deo. Boltu: Bolento Madam Mili k? Madam: Janinato, keno? Boltu: Ta Janben kivabe? Apner Samir Upor Monojog Den..!! 

72) Sir: Mone Koro, 2mar Samne Ekti Takar Bosta R Ekti Geyaner Bosta Rakha Holo, 2mi konti Nibe? Stu: Sir, Takar Bosta Nibo. Sir: Gadha, Ami Hole Geyaner Bosta Nitam. Stu: Jar Jeta Ovab Se Setai Nibe..!! 

73) Sir: Boloto Mayer Choker Pani R Gf er Choker Panir Majhe Parthokko Ki.?. Stu: Mayer Choker Pani Heart er Upor Provab Fele, R Gf er Choker Pani Poketer Upor Provab Fele...!! 

74) Sir: H.S.C er Purnorup Ki Jano?. Stu: Headmaster Sendel Chor... Sir: Haramjada Soytan Chele... Stu: Apner Ta o Motamuti Thik Ache...!! 

75) Chele: Hi! Apu, Numberta Diben? Meye: Ager ta Na Porer Ta? Chele: Jekono Ekta. Meye: Airtel Naki Aktel? Chele: Airtel. Meye: Amar ta Naki Amar Samir Ta... Chele: Na...Aunti 2mar Meyer Ta..!! 

76) Sir: Boloto "Doctor Asar Purbe Rogiti Mara Gelo" Atar English Ki?. Stu: Atar English Pari Na, Sir tobe Arabi ta Pari.. Sir: Oh, Acca Boloto?. Stu: Ennalillahir Rajiun..!! 

77) Girl:ai chele bilding-er upor dariye ki korco? . . . . Boy:kobi bolecen:- Jekhane dikhibe bilding, sekhane maribe filding. Paileo paite paro 2/1 darling. 

78) Ma o Cheler Kothopokothon... Ma: Bolo To 2mar Boro Apur Nam ki?. Chele: Night! Ma: (rege giye) Mane? Chele: Hmm, Ratri 2make Englise bolechilam, Desh Akhon Disital Hoyeche Na...!! 

79) Meye: Vai Ai Jamatar Dam koto? Dokandar: (Chalaki kore) 5 Ta Kiss. Meye: Oi Jamatar Dam Koto? Dokandar: 10 Ta Kiss. Meye: 2 Tai Paket kore Den. Bil Amader Kajer Bua Diye Jabe...!! 

80) Classe Medam Poracche 1din Prithibi Dhongso Hoye Jabe, Prithibi ta Tulor Moto Urte Thakbe Akash Ek hoye Jabe. Tokhon Ek Student Bollo... Medam Sedin Ki, Amader School Bondho Thakbe..?..!! 

81) Ek Bacca Ase Dokandarke Bolche: Dokane ki Forsa korar Cream Ache. Dokandar: Hmm, Ache, Bacca: Tahole Bebohar korosna Ken,Sala? Potidin 2re Deikha Voy Paiya Jai...!! 

82) Sir: Boloto Biddut Chomkale Alo age Dekha jay keno? Stu: Atato Soja Prosno.. Sir: Ta hole Bolo.. Stu: Sir, Alo age Dekhar Karon Holo Chok Amader Kaner 4 Angul Samne tai...!! 

83) Teacher: Mosha machi bere jacce. Tader bongso briddhi rodh korte hobe. Studnt: ha ha ha ha. Teacher: hasir ki holo? Studnt: sir, ato soto belun banaben kivabe? 

84) Sudent: Sir, Ekta kotha bolbo? Sir: bolo.. S: amar lojja korteche, Sir: lojjar ki Ache bolo. S: aste bolbo na jore bolbo, Sir: jore bol sobai sunuk S: Apner pener chen khola sob dekha jasse, Sir: Haramjada..!! 

85) Ak picci meye dokandar k bolce.....!! Picci: acca uncle ami boro hole apnar celer sathe amake biya diben? Dokandar: Hese bollo ha mamoni dibo. Picci: Tahole apner hobu putro bodhuke 2 ta free coklet den...!! 

86) Boy: I Love You, Girl: vodro vabe kotha bolo! Boy: Bismillahir Rahmanir Rahim *with Due Respect I beg to say that.... "I LOVE YOU" Girl: Ki?...!! 

87) Lema tumi bolecho ami koti poti hole tumi amake Biye Korbe. Aj ami koti poti.ami dukkhi to je ami tomake biye korte parbona.Karon ami biye kore che Sema k.Or Baba koti poti. 

88) DOC:apnr ki hoyca?ROGI: osuk hoyca.D: ki osuk hyece.R:YES water.D:WHAT? R:bujlen na,YES mane HA,r WATER mane PANI.Jake bole"HAPANI" 

89) Boy:ki koro jan? Girl:ami Ranna kortesi. Boy:keno eto kaz koro jan. Girl:Mane? Boy:Ami jakhon phone kori takhon e bolo ami Ranna kori. Girl:Ami kazer buwa Ranna kora amar kaz. Boy:What. . . . . . !!! 

90) Doctor:ki Shomosha apnar. Rogi:Amar Peter vitor agun dhorese. Doctor:What!!! Mane? Rogi:Sokale ghum theke uthe dekhi amar Mukher vitor theke Dhuwa ber hoy. Doctor:No Problem Siter dinto Dhuwa ber hobei. 

91) Teacher:uz ke Pora ki? Girl:Grammer Sir. Teacher:Shikheso? Girl:Hmm. Teacher:Tomar book er upor oi duita ki? Girl:Jaaa Dusto. Teacher:Don't mind oi duita Vowel. Girl:I'm sorry. 

92) Teacher : bolto rima, prethibi kisher moto? student : amar nanu-r moto sir. teacher : tomar nanu ki gol? student : na sir,amar nanur nam komola. 

93) Medical teacher, manus oggan hoye gele prothome thote mukh lagiye fusfuse batas oksijen dokanor chesta korbe r buke chap dibe.boltu:sir meyeder oggan korbo kivabe seta taratari bolun. 

94) Fokir1: Janis aj akta 100 takar not kure paicilam...! Fokir2: Tor to birat vaggo...! Fokir1: Tobe taka ta jal cilo tai fele dici...! Fokir2: Kemne bujhli taka ta jal cilo? Fokir1: Acca tui ki konodin 100 takar note 1 er pore 3 ta sunno dekhecis...? 

95) Sir: Chatri k bollo 1ta gun boloto.. Chatri: ata gache tota pakhi, Narkel gache dab....... Chatro: toke ami biye korbo naki korbe tor bap... Sir: it is 100% love.. . ..!! 

96) Police: ei 2mr mittur age ses essa ki? Asami: sir, amr poladar biye khawa. Police: 2mr cheler biye kobe,? Asami: sir amr to biyei hoy ni. Age ami biye kori tarpor..!! 

97) Sunun sunun bondhu gon, Ami kmn chatro. Matrik fel koreci, 7 ti bar matro. Onke 6, vugole 9, English seto bideshi vasa, Tobu ami chari niko, Vobissoter asha. . .!! 

98) Boy: APU Apnar Nam Ki?.. Girl: Beyadob... Boy: Eto Sundor Nam K Rakhece?.. Girl: Soytan... Boy:Bah! Valo2 Ajkal Meyeder Nam O Shoytan Rakhe.?..!! 

99) 80 Bochorer Buro R 15 Bochorer Meyer Biye Hoche.Ful Sojar Rate 2i Jonei Kadche Karon,Meye Ti Songo Somporke Kichu Janena,R Buro Sob Kichu Vule Bose Ache. 

100) Ma:tui aj bajar theke derite firli keno.cele:ma are bolona aj rastay je jam porece tai ato deri hoyece.ma:tai naki tor baba to jam khete valobase niye alina keno.cele:tomi ki bolco woo.