BANGLA INSULT SMS

1) Cow1:I'm from Australia,My Dam is 1Lak.Cow2:I'm Bangladesi,My Gos2 is Very Tasty.Cow3 I'm An Educated Cow, I'm Reading a SMS Now 

2) Chi chi Ai ki Sunlam.Celera naki gan sunle kade,mair khele hase, pan khele kase, R Meyeder Miss call pele naki Dorja Bondho kore Nache.I 

3) Ami Tumay Valobashi" Tumi Amay ValoBaso Na, Ami Tumar Kace Asi" Tumi Amar Kace Aso Na, Ami Tumay Onek Lati Mari ____________But__________ Tumi Amay Maro Na! 

4) Borsar agomone bristy jorche apon mone.Vijce poth,vijce ghat,Aro vijce fosoler math.Jokhn jaw 2mi paye hete,Ish Tokhon Jodi 2mi 1ta Achar Khete..! 

5) Jodi Ghumiye Thako,Tahole Sopno Dekho.Jodi Mon Kharap Thake,Tahole Rifat.Rasel- Er sMs Poro.R Jodi Akdom Free Thako,Tahole 10Bar Kane Dhore Uth Bosh Koro..! 

6) Onek Meye "Mula" Diye Kore,Abar Onek Meye "Gajor" Diye O Kore,Abar Onek Meye "Sosha" Diye O Kore.Abar Sob Kico Ek Sathe Diye O Kore....KI Kore Jano...? "Aree Salad Toyri Kore R Ki" 

7) Ai SMS Porle 2mi 'GADHA' R Na Porle 'BOLOD'.SMS Kawke Dhekale 'GORU' R Na Dhekale 'CHAGOL' SMS Pore Mind Korle 'VERA' R Na Korle 'DUMBA'. SMS Delete Korle 'BANDOR' B Na Korle 'HANUMAN. SMS Back Korle 'PAGOL' R Na Korle 'RAMCHAGOL' So Choice 2mar. 

8) Du Hat Bariye AkasH Pane Chao,Nijke Pakhi Mone Hobe.Josna Rate Chader Pane Chao,Nijke Pori Mone Hobe.Matir Sobuj Ghaser Pane Chao,Nijke 'CHAGOL' Mone Hobe 

9) Nari Hotat Kore Kade,Hotat Kore Hase,Hotat Kore Purus Manus Tader Jale Fase.Faisa Giyaa Hukur Hukur Kase. 

10) U r BANDAR.... it means, .. B= Beautifull A= Attractive N= Naughty D= Decent A= Adorable R= Romantic , R u Smiling?..!! 

11) Chay na ami "Shakib khan" Er priya Chay na ami Hiroin "Oyshowriya" Chay ami 2mr moto "Expart" kajer buya Ki hobena? 

12) Sunil akas, Nirmol batash. Uttal torongo, Mukto bihongo. Base basi, Chader hasi. Sagol koto sundor. Sms porci ami ak bandor. ....ha...ha...ha.. 

13) i love you. ami tomak chara bacbo na. tumi amr jibon. tumi amr moron. tumi amr sob. exm: ata tomak bole nai. ata ami water (pani) k bolse. ok 

14) 2mi jodi bolo Saper gorte dite pari hat, Sundorboner Bager Sathe katate pari rat. Pari ami kun kune site Nodite namte, Sorry,R Parci na ami Mittha katha bolte..! 

15) Taal gache Supari dhore.Supari gache Taal.Preamik Preamikar Rup dekhile Bang e faal. 

16) Ai gorome 2make 1ta THAPPOR dilam.ki mind korle? THAPPOR means: T=Thanda, H=Haowa A=And P=Porjapto P=Poriman O=Ovinondon R=Ridoy tekhe. 

17) Moyna thake dale dale.Beng thake khale.Tumi amay bhalobashle.Sharom lage gale.Tyto ami chupmu khabo tomar misty duti gale. 

18) Do u want 2 touch my heart?Pls enter password***** wait.... >>Processing>> Password Error! Sorry,u have touched my leg. "Beche tako BABA" 

19) (Ha/Na) diye nicher gaps puron koro-(5ti).1---- ami manush na.2---ami fazil,3----amr moto pagol r nai.4----ami bekub.5----ami gadha. 

20) Sigarate R Meyeder moddhe onek mil.jemon sigarate cheleder thot pure kalo kore dey.R meyera cheleder valobasar chalonay fale ontor pure chaye kore dey. 

21) Ami amar class friend er basay berate gelam rate ghumer ghore dekhlam amake eshe kiss korte che amake joria joria kiss korlo ami sojjo korte na pere mosa mera abar ghumia roilam. . . Apni ki vebesilen? 

22) Se Aslo,Amar Upor Boslo,Amake Joria Dorlo,Pore Kamor,Kiss Dilo,Ebar Nijer Proyojon Mitaiya Palaiya Gelo,Don't Mind.eti Acti "Mosa". 

23) Ekhon amr hate 1 botol bis.Ami mukti pete chai.Eto jala amr r sojjho hoyna.Jani eta pap.Eto jontrona r valo lagena.Tai jacchi"EDUR"marte! 

24) Rog hole Doctor er kache jao, karon Doctor-ke kheye banchte hobe. Oshudh keno, karon dokandar keo bachte habe...Kintu oshudh KHEYONA, karon TOMAKEO BACHTE HOBE ! 

25) Jakhan tomar EKA laagbe, tomar chardike kauke dekhte pabena, duniya-ta jhapsa hoye asbe, Tumi aamar kache eso . . . . Tomake CHOKHER Doctor - er kache niye jabo ! :-) 

26) 2mi amr sopne deka rupr maduri.2mar jonno ansi deko chera mosari.Sekane takbe 2mi,R takbe mosa.ke blbo r 2mr kopalr dosa 

27) Fuler majhe vomor ase, Nodir upor nowka vase, shishir nache sobuj ghase. Rater maje josona hase.. R kichu meyeder valobashar maje FORMALIN ache. 

28) Jekhane Valolaga, sekhane Valobasha. Jekhane Valobasha, sekhane prem. Jekhane prem, sekhane betha. R Jekhane betha, sekhane. "Tiger Bum". 

29) Odvut kichu aabeg.. Ojana kichu onuvuti.. Oshomvob kichu valo laga.. Hoytoba koster voy.. Akakitter nirobota.. Ai niye amader TOILET-E boshe thaka.. 

30) Korona only me, please korona, keu Dekhbena, Amn koro kano, Sudhu 1bar koro, khub moja lagbe, Sobaito kore please korona. -1ta SMS- 

31) Goto kal rate ami khub bifode poresilam,ami bazar teke asar pote rastar maje 4 gunda amare atkaia,amar taka foysa nite chaiche ami na deya amar hato sury dia far marse,ar por o ami kissu dite chai ni,kintu tara amare sareni amare onek marse, jokon amar golat sury dia katiafelbe tik tokon amar gum benge gese. 

32) Beshir vag manush raat e kore.. keu keu dine o kore.. tana 30 mins kore.. keu 1 ghonta kore.. keo shararaat kore evabei to manush.. mobile charge kore!! 

33) Ei je Dadara sunchen, kukurer bachchara, Suorer bachchara, Bandorer bachchara, Gadhar bachchara, Gorur bachchara, Biraler bachchara, Tiktikir bachchara, Seyaler bachchara, Gorar bachchara, Indurer bachchara- . . . . - zodi kamray tobe kon MALOM ta lagaben. . .ami o jani na 

34) jani ami tomar bondhu hoi tahole ekta number choose koro.... 50,100,200,300 amake number ta reply korar dorkar nei, sudu toto takar recharge amar number e kore dao. 

35) jodi tumi amai vebo, r ami tomai, tahole bhujhe neoya jai je amader kono kaz nei, amra bekar. 

36) Banorer SELE: Maa ami biye kobe korbo? Maa banor: Hobe hobe tor jonno patri k sms pathano hoyse, sms pore patri hashlei bujbi biyete raji! 

37) Pepe gach, kola gach sob..Meyera chapa baj,..... "kokil kalo,jam kalo sob..selera khub valo.. 

38) Onekdin por dorlam valo laglo ektu tiplam norom laglo. tarpor ektu chuslam moja laglo. Oh ay year a protom paka mango khelam.. 

39) Rongporer rong diya 2ma-k Rangabo. Raojaner jan diya 2ma-k bachabo. R jodi amai vule jao baskhalir bash diya 2ma-k valo kore pitabo! 

40) "2mi Ful Ami Koli" kacea aso Kotha Boli" 2mi Rat Ami Ratri" 2mi Amar Biyer Patri" Ami Subas 2mi Ful" 1bar Bolona Kobul"" 

41) Hello boy tomar jonno akta kana girl dakhechi, Name:Harpick Address:Toilet Father:Water Mother:Bodna Sister:Tissu Brother:Saban Tomiki razi,contact with kazi. 

42) Hate hat rekhe bondhutto hoy,Cokhe cokh rekhe suvo dristy hoy,Thote thot rekhe........?Are na na osob kichu na....mukh bondho hoy. 

43) Balam chay 1muto rodro dite... Habib chay 1muto bristi dite... Tausif chay 1muto sukh... But ami chay amake 1muto nil dite.. Amar kapor gulo dhue dite..diba.. 

44) Bangladesh nodi matrik desh.. So edese manus 1din panite dube morbe.. Tai beshi beshi kore prem koro.. Kenona premer mora jole dubu na.. 

45) Ogo amar prio tomo. Tomay 1botol valobasa dibo.. Tomay na pele ami riksar niche jan dibo.. Kola gase fasi dibo.. Na hoy 1gelass panite dube more jabo! 

46) Ata Gache Tota Pakhi, Dalim Gache Mou.. Brazil Eibar World Cup Nibo- Thekate Parbe Na Kew.. Hoi Hoi Roi Roi -Argentinar Sob Pagol ra Koi? Messir Beria Geche Haowa- Tai Hobe Na Eibar Argentinar World Cup Paowa. . . 

47) Ata Gache Tota Pakhi, Dalim Gache Mou.. Brazil Eibar World Cup Nibo- Thekate Parbe Na Kew.. Hoi Hoi Roi Roi -Argentinar Sob Pagol ra Koi? Messir Beria Geche Haowa- Tai Hobe Na Eibar Argentinar World Cup Paowa. 

48) Gaichi gan Argentina amar janer jan.Chader alo Akasher tara Argentina hobe sobar shera.Hoi Hoi Hoi Brazil ebar jabe koi........? 

49) Chand hasle mukto jhore, Surjo hasle sona jhore, Hridoy hasle khusi jhore, tumi hasle- lala pore...!! chiii... mukh mocho!! Abar porbe... 

50) Dakheci Prothom Bar Murgir Moto Chahara 2mr,Koto Je Asa Cilo Amr 2my Niye Khulbo Khamar,Parbe Je 2mi Sada Dim,Sei Dim Bache Kinbo Ami Robi Sim. 

51) Allu Bagun Torkari Meye Der Mon Sorkari.Piass Rosun Ada Meye Ra Sobai Gada,Hari Patil Kolos Meyera Sob Olos,Lal Nil Kalo Chele Ra Sobai Valo..ha-ha-ha. 

52) Ami Jodi Mosa Hotam Tahole 2my Dine 100 Ta Kiss Kortam,Meye-Ta Hole Ami O Onek Khusi Hotam.Allu-Kano? Meye-Karon......2make Dine 100 Ta Thapor Marte Partam. 

53) Gach ta Holo Sobuj Borno,, Ful ta Holo LaL.. Tomar Amar Valobasha Thakbe ChiroKal.. Jete Chao Jodi Dure "ThapPor Mere Fatia Dibo GaL". . . 

54) Pream korle SMS koro.Na korle 50tk flexiload koro.love korle Miss koro.Na korle kiss koro.Voy lagle amar Paa dhoro.Sahosh Thakle I Love you bolo. . . . . 

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55) Prem Korte Parcen Na No Problem Asun A Dike Jago Banggali Jago Bondhur Grilfriend Niye Vago.Bondhu Jeno Na Pay Tar-A dike Rekho Kheal.Jodi Khaw Dhora Vhule Jeo A Jokes Er Kotha. 

56) Amr Matha Holo Futboll,Chokh 2ta Marbel,Hat 2ta Pistol,Paw 2ta Gari,Amr Hater Angul 5ta,Mam Amr Jibon,Ajkal Alakar Loke Bole Ami Naki Mastan.Sorry Boss Jast Fun. 

57) Allu Bagun Torkari Meye Der Mon Sorkari.Piass Rosun Ada Meye Ra Sobai Gada,Hari Patil Kolos Meyera Sob Olos,Lal Nil Kalo Chele Ra Sobai Valo.. 

58) Chand hasle mukto jhore, Surjo hasle sona jhore, Hridoy hasle khusi jhore, tumi hasle- lala pore...!! chiii... mukh mocho!! Abar porbe... 

59) Dakheci Prothom Bar Murgir Moto Chahara 2mr,Koto Je Asa Cilo Amr 2my Niye Khulbo Khamar,Parbe Je 2mi Sada Dim,Sei Dim Bache Kinbo Ami Robi Sim. 

60) Mobile e TV dekhun khub shohoje internet chara mobile kono MB katbena unlimited pack.First e Camera on kore TV er Shamne dhore rakhun R free TV dekhun . . . . 

61) Gach chay Lota-Pata, Nodi chay Pani.. Ajj-Kaler Meyera Chay Poysa Oyala 1ta Sami.. Akaser Tara Baganer Ful, Ajj-Kaler Meye der Bissash Kora Chele der Vul. . . 

62) Gach ta Holo Sobuj Borno,, Ful ta Holo LaL.. Tomar Amar Valobasha Thakbe ChiroKal.. Jete Chao Jodi Dure "ThapPor Mere Fatia Dibo GaL". . . 

63) Khov Sohoj Vabe Bolci- Ami Tomay Valobashi-Tumio Amay Valobasho.. Tahole Oviman Na KoreEktu Hasho.. Ohh...hoo... Tomar Mukhe GondhoKeno..Ha. 

64) Ami Jolbo Surjor Sikha Hoye Tomar GhorAlokito Korte. Ami Pakhi Hobo Tomake Niye NilAkashe Urte. Ami Prokkriti Hobo Tomar MonVoriye Dite. Ami Nodi Hobo Sei Nodite Tomay AmiKochuri Panar Sathe Vasabo. HA Ha Ha 

65) Rate Jokhon Bisanay Soi, Tokhon TomakeKhov Miss Kori.. Vabi Tumi Thakle Hoyto ValoHoto.. Karon Ageto Tumi Amar "PA Tipe Dite." 

66) Sotti Tumi Onek Sundori, Tumar Hasi TaoOnek Sundor.. Tai Tomakei Amar Ghore RakhteChai Sara Jibon Vor.. Amar "ChakRani'' Kore. . 

67) Dorja Off! Ami Eka! Tumio Eka! Amar Hat 2marKomore! 2mar Thot Amar Thote! Sob Shes! ShorirThanda Hoye Gelo! R Mon Bollo I Fill Up? Are aBoka It's 7up!! 

68) Vabchi 2mar Bari Jabo. 2mar Sathe FriendshipKorbo. 2mar Hate Hat Rakhbo. Ador Kore 2taThappor Mere Bolbo, Sms Peye Reply Koro NaKeno??? 

69) Santo Nodir Moto Boye Cholacilam Ami.Tokhon Pelam Tomar Dekha Bujlam Buji AmrJibon Aslo Alor Dekha. Bojhar Majhe Cilo Amr Vul.Asole Tumi Akta Gadha Ful. 

70) She Loves U! She Likes U! She Want U! SheComes Everyday For Give U Sweet Kiss. But, UDon't Know, Who Is She? She Is A "Mosha" So BeCarefull, And Use "Moshari." 

71) Ami 2mar khub kacer manus kina janina,, 2meamar atoi kacer j 2me betha pele seta amar gayelage.. Bissas na hole 2mar gale thappor meredekho..!! 

72) Kicu meyera majhe majhe kore FUN,, Bole 2meamar JAN.. A sob meyera BEIMAN,, A der thekeSABDHAN.. Mon vanga a der KAM,, R era janenavalobasar DAM..!! 

73) 2mi jodi ful hote, tahole ful danite rekhe ditam. 2mi jodi mobile hote tahole pokate rakhe ditam..2mi jodi shart hote tahole gae ditam. Kintu 2mi hole *Tishu paper* tai tomake bebohar kore chore fele dilam. 

74) Ai je ai sms porchen apnito ekta chor because apni amar kache onumoti nen ni tar karone ami apnake 1bar i love u bollam.hashar jonno 2bar i love u bollam.amake sobsomay monekorar jonno sara jibon bhalobaslam.ai sms meyeder jonno? 

75) Hotath kore jhor aslo ami r amar class friend 1ta ghore dhuklam.prothothome dekhlam valolaglo.dhore tipedilam norom laglo. Aste aste chuslam moja laglo.ki vebechen? jhore pora gacher paka aam khailam ghore bose amra dujone 

76) 1ti kajer meye 1ti kajer chele jhogra kortese kajer meye bolte tor hater kono kichu valolagena & cheleta bolteche amar hater kono kisu valolagena sudhu tui sobaike bolish R tor dudh je valolagena ami sobaike bole dibo tor dudh patla. . . .bolen to kon dudher kotha bola hoyese? Vabte thakun ans:ranna kora dudh 

77) Hisab kore dekhlam amar kache je poriman sms ache tate amar upor jakath foroj hoye geche. Tai sms gulo fokir, miskin der biliye ditechi. R ai sms ta tomar vage porlo. Good day fokir. 

78) Akdin tome amak nispolok vabe dakhbe, tomar do hat amar dikay barabe ,tokhon ami bolbo................................. sorry maf Koren vangti nai. ha...ha... 

79) Ei SMS Ta Je meye porbe she amar"PREMIKA"Na porle"NANI"Delete korle"SHALI"Na dekhle"DADI"Hashle"BEYAIN"Ragkorle "BOU" 

80) Ekti nikoj shongbad..! Pabnamental hospital theke ekti pagol hariye gese.ethomodhe Jana gese pagol ti ekhon amar sms portece. 

81) Ei SMS ta detect korte paare : Tumi Purush/Male ki naa Answer -er Janya neeche dekho . . . . . . . Bewakoof ekhane noy, Nijer neeche dekho ! 

82) "Alu- 1.kg matro 25.tk "dalli- 1.kg matro 120.tk "oil- 1.kg matro 135.tk "morich- 1.kg matro 200.tk "mach er ja dam! But 1ta miss call only 00.00.tk tobuo 1 ta miss paina "Desh ta ki kiptai bore gase naki.."

83) Meyeder 4ta jotil rong. "1 theke 4 line besi buje.. "2- Nijer dos gopon rakhe.. "3- Nejke onek smart vabe.. "4- Onek cheler sathe pram ar ovinoy kore.. 

84) Laily Mojnuke Vulte pare! shirin forhadke Vulte pare! kintu ami 2make vulte parbona. karon 2mi amar JUTA churi korecho...!! 

85) Ai sms porte ache jar mon, ke boley "VERA" take, "GADHA" Sei jon. 

86) *Alu,potol, torkary-meyader mon sorkari. *Aam,jam,kathal Kichu meara bachal. <1mot hole like deo>

87) Dog1:ami ai elakay notun.Tumi ki amake elakar kukurer sordar er sathe porichoy korie dibe? Dog2:chup! beadop kukur sordar akhon sms porcha? 

88) Son: Abbu Abbu,ami Ghada dekhbo. Father:Na baba,ekhon na. Son: Keno,ekhon ki hoyeche? Father:Karon ekhon Ghada SMS porche. 

89) 1.2 .tin;elo sms korar din.4.5.choy;sms korte kiser voy? 7.8.noy;kharap sms noy.10.11.baro kiptami chere sms koro. 

90) Ei sms porle tume amar bow..delete korle girl frined..edit korle pemika save korle piotoma..forwa korle salika akhn tomi ki korbe?__ai nambare janao 

91) "Goru gas neye busy.. "Biral mach neye busy.. "Pipra misty neye busy.. "Ami sms korte korte busy.. R gadha/gadhi ra amar sms porte busy.. 

92) 2mi shokal belar kak, 2mi shondha belar badur pakhi zhak, 2mi neel akasher chil, dim para haas er shathe 2mar onek mil.. 

93) 9% manush ekhon ghumasse. 8% phone korce. 53% tv dekhce. 5% tanki marce. 21% pora likha korce 4% pray korche R 2mi gadha sms porcho!! 

94) Tumi 1ta goru, na. .na. .tumi 1ta chagol, na. .na. .tumi 1ta murgi. kenay amake daowat kore khawate paro 

95) Ekti nikoj shongbad..! Pabna mental hospital theke ekti pagol hariye gese.ethomodhe Jana gese pagol ti ekhon amar sms portece. 

96) Mone pore sei prothom dekha, Train thamlo Ami janala khullam Chokhe chokh porlo Tumi ase bolle "Allahr waaste kicho den go 'apa' 

97) Rat Ase Tara Hase, Oi Chader Pase Pase. Tumi Aso Ami Asi, Dujaner Kasa Kasi.. K Bole Tumi bOKA? Tumi Hole,"TELAPOKA" ha!ha! Don't mind. 

98) Akas bole tumi nil. Sagor bole tumi bil.gash bole tumi sobuj.batas bole tumi obuj.ful bole tumi sondor. R ami bole tumi bandor. 

99) Janalar pase dariye, Akaser dike takao, dekba 1Ta chad. Seta 2mr dike takiye hasche r 1rash tara 2may bolce "Gadha Jibone Akash Dekhisni. 

100) Mone koro jeno bidesh ghure, Tumay nia jacchi onek dure, Ami jacchi PAZARU gari chore, Tumi jaccho hati hati pa pa kore, Emon somoy dekhle onek dure, Pagla KUKUR ashche GEU GEU kore, Tumi dekhe aktu tai voy pele, Songe songe HISU kore dile.